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Two tales of depravity! First up, THE BRIDE OF FRANK, The legendary underground sensation that's been illegally duplicated and bootlegged around the world! Frank O'Brien is a smelly but lovable ex-homeless man who works at a warehouse in the industrial wastelands of New Jersey. He has a job, an apartment in the warehouse, and five cats. But Frank is lonely. He needs a woman. One of his co-worker places a Personals ad for Frank in a local paper. The ad draws a series of obnoxious, bitchy, demanding women - and one good one who will become The Bride of Frank. The others. well, they're not so lucky. See, Frank's a proud man -- "a workin' man" -- who won't tolerate being insulted or abused. When his dates make unfair judgments about his age or his appearance, Frank loses his temper and kills them. Kills them in SPECTACULAR ways. Moral of the story: Don't mess with Frank. Then stay in your seats for THROG! Forget the Highlander, King Arthur, and Conan, Throg the Younger, the adopted son of Throg the Elder, has come of age! Armed with nothing but eternal optimism and his trusty rock, the immortal Throg must now confront his DENSITY. Of course, no pain, no gain. As Throg stumbles through the centuries, he leaves behind a trail of chaos and comic carnage. His nemesis, a word-challenged behemoth named Urshag the Destroyer, thunders at his heels, hungry for high-fat meat. Prepare to laugh and wince, as our hapless hero staggers from medieval England to the post-modern present, ever closer to his inevitable, idiotic showdown with evil. Leave all sharp objects at the door. Throg is on the loose! In the spirit of John Water's earlies, craziest work, comes this tasteless double feature!